The Fresh Prince Created...
The Cat Daddy:
The Single Ladies Dance:
The Stanky Leg:
By far the greatest post to ever surface on Tumblr.
I fucking hate guys like this.
- Random guy on my Facebook picture: cant even say hott shes jus sexy
- Me: One: You don't even know me to be calling me names like that. Two: Even if you did know me, you would still have no right to say anything like this to me. Three: Being called hot or sexy is fucking degrading. Four: No wonder you're single. Because you don't even fucking take the time to find out someone's name before saying something like this. You know nothing about me. And even if you did try to talk to me and get to know me for who I am and NOT what I look like, I STILL wouldn't give you the time of day. And it's not necessarily just you, it's a lot of boys who are JUST like you that make me fucking sick. Gtfo.
“Why do people say ‘grow some balls’? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you really want to get tough, grow a vagina. Those things take a pounding.” —Betty White (via zepgasm)